| Grand Master | Grand Mistress | |
| 1982 | Gildo | I don’t need one-Bullshit |
| 1983 | Gildo | Buns Bunny |
| 1984 | Third Base | Jugs Bunny |
| 1985 | Chong | Meat Pie |
| 1986 | No Film | Spider Woman |
| 1987 | No Film | HeadSet |
| 1988 | Fucking Nuts | Falsie |
| 1989 | Wanker | No Balls |
| 1990 | Wiener | Shit Faced |
| 1991 | Foul Balls | Wet Hairs |
| 1992 | Gunga Dick | Rock and Roll Mama |
| 1993 | Stickless | C.C. Rider |
| 1994 | Dr. Dick | Laid Off |
| 1995 | Vee Dee | Twisted Sister |
| 1996 | Dirty Dingus | Princess Pig Ass |
| 1997 | Chisel Cheeks | Good Eats |
| 1998 | Sucking Up Spouse | Terminator |
| 1999 | Electrical Testical | Hairy Vetch |
| 2000 | Gunga Dick | Seeing Is Believing |
| 2001 | Poopy Pants | Skid Mark |
| 2002 | Morning Missile | Panty Free |
| 2003 | See More Dick | Menage-a-toe |
| 2004 | Finger in the Dyke | Beaver Spit |
| 2005 | Wackoff Smirnoff | Pussy Killer |
| 2006 | See More Dick | 1 Dollar Roll |
| 2007 | VeeDee | Laid Off |
| 2008 | Crutch Cargo* | Douche of Hazard |
| 2009 | Arabian Goggler | Butt Barrier |
| 2010 | Phallas Alarm | Mossy Patch |
| 2011 | Mach 1 Whore | Tanya Hardon |
| 2012 | Taint Brush | Nipple Me Elmo |
| 2013 | Dammit Janet | Knees for B’s |
| 2014 | Got Wood | Knees for B’s |
| 2015 | Rhino in my Mouth | Knees for B’s |
